Donald And June
Donald and June enjoyed their brief honeymoon
Then they came home to lead the big baby boom
June wanted boys,
So Margie wore short hair and corduroys
Soon they had Claire,
Then Linda and Louise a matching pair
June liked boys
Donald and June put some money aside
But all in four years they gave away three young brides
June spent it all,
Donald tried to keep each wedding small
When he went broke,
He offered Claire a thousand to elope
Claire said Nope
If things were different for Donald and June
Then things wouldn’t be what they are
Where did they go right
And how did they ever come so far
Donald and June finally emptied their nest
They planned a long trip and then a couple years rest
But Claire had a spat
And turned up with a suitcase and her cat
Marge moved next store
Now she won’t need daycare anymore
And the twins had twins
If things were different for Donald and June
Then things wouldn’t be what they are
Where did they go right
And how did they ever come so far
Donald and June enjoyed their brief honeymoon
Written by Craig Bickhardt
©1990 Colgems-EMI Music Inc. / Craig Bickhardt (ASCAP)